Vacancy: Post Election Violence Engineers

Aggressive youthful persons are wanted to fill the above named positions in a dynamic political outfit, Gonga which has branches all over the country and soon going global. We are hiring in readiness of the coming referendum and the 2012 General Election.
Job Profile
To conduct those tasks as assigned by the management.

Qualifications
Experience to use machetes, arrows and bows, guns and such crude weapons
Ability to determine tribal identity of individuals
Ability to follow orders without second thoughts
Convicted rapists are encouraged to apply
Under 28 years of age except for those with military experience
Experience in burning churches and buildings full of women and children will be an added advantage.
Remuneration
Successful candidates will be compensated competitively and commissions are allowed in frm of properties looted.
Gonga is an equal opportunity employer and particularly welcomes applications from all genders. Any persuasion will disqualify the candidature. Only short listed candidates shall be invited for the interview